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Aesop Rock Keeps It Cryptic On “Pizza Alley”

Today marks the arrival of another new single from Aesop Rock, picking up where his recent drop “Rogue Wave” left off in the abstract department. At this point, however, would you really expect anything less from the Rhymesayers lyricist, whom Lupe Fiasco once declared to be one of hip-hop’s few elite emcees. “Pizza Alley” boasts some of his most thought-provoking bars in a minute, with Aesop kicking off the song with some lines that would stump The Riddler.

“Keep it classy, key to Pizza Alley, weaving traffic in an overheating taxi,” he spits. “In Lima, tickets to liberate the center, pitch surrender to a witch doctor pouring amphibians out the blender.” One would need an army of ambitious undergraduates to handle the Genius annotations on this one. But that’s part of the fun of the Aesop Rock experience, isn’t it? Poring over each line for hidden meaning, provided one has the patience and imagination for it. “The strays in the plaza look happier than my neighbors, they answer to Paddington Bear in waders, it’s amazers,” he marvels, as we all smile and nod knowingly. 

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Check it out for yourself now, and sound off with your own interpretations in the comment section below — if you dare.

QUOTABLE LYRICS

Cozy local woven goods, beaded shit for people you have never met or spoken to,
But know they’ll need to hold Peru,
throw a couple logs on the fire,
There’s a chimney in San Blas where you can hear Baby Dayliner bouncing softly off the navy blue,
April showers, paper moon, run the light, and beat the drum
And smoke the dope, and raid the tomb

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Cardi B’s Baby Bombshell & Offset Split, Fans React to Double Dose of Drama!

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Cardi B has announced she’s expecting her third child, taking to Instagram to share the joyous update. This exciting revelation comes on the heels of pregnancy speculation and a notable baby bump sighting. The news also follows Cardi’s recent filing for divorce from her husband of seven years, Offset.

Earlier this week, Offset was seen at a casino with his ex Pretty Redz, sparking rumors of infidelity, which he denies. However, a source tells Page Six that the split is due to the couple’s growing apart rather than any alleged cheating. Cardi is reportedly seeking primary custody of their children.

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Social media is buzzing with reactions to Cardi’s news. While many fans are showering her with love and support, others are speculating about the impact on her upcoming album and wondering about the baby’s due date. Despite the changes in her personal life, Cardi remains upbeat, expressing gratitude and excitement for this new chapter. “With every ending comes a new beginning!” she shared, reflecting on her journey.

What’s your take on Cardi B’s pregnancy announcement and her split from Offset? Share your thoughts in the comments and stay tuned to Honk Magazine for the latest updates and fan reactions!

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Jennifer Lopez Clashes With Paparazzi in Fiery Hamptons Showdown, “Get Away from Me and the Kids!”

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Jennifer Lopez was caught in a dramatic showdown with paparazzi during a recent Hamptons getaway with her children. The star’s frustration was palpable as she demanded photographers leave her and her kids alone, shouting, “Get away from me and the kids! Go away!”

The intense moment was shared by The Neighborhood Talk on Instagram, where Lopez’s fans quickly rallied to her defense. One commenter noted, “Y’all clearly hear her say ‘get away from me and the kids’… she’s just protecting her children.” Another added, “The internet’s been so harsh on her lately. Give her a break. This new generation is just weird.”

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The incident followed a heartwarming Instagram post by Lopez featuring a sweet photo of her and her twins, Max and Emme, captioned, “My whole heart.” While Lopez was enjoying the East Coast, her husband, Ben Affleck, remained in Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Affleck’s daughter, Violet, recently visited Lopez on the East Coast.

In related news, Lopez has canceled her This Is Me… Live tour, which was set to include 30 summer shows. The cancellation, rumored to be due to sluggish ticket sales, was framed by Lopez as a need to focus on family. She assured fans, “I promise I will make it up to you and we will all be together again. I love you all so much. Until next time.”

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