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Anonymous Singer and Songwriter Peter Lake Presents a new single “Stones”
Peter Lake, the world’s only anonymous singer-songwriter, strikes again with his brilliant and catchy single, entitled “Stones.” Says the artist, “I don’t want to sound like a jerk but it’s legitimately a moderately above average song.” Lake suffers from “Canadianitis” also known as “Modestitus,” a psychological disorder that makes Lake unable to speak positively about himself or his work. This condition was successfully overcome by other Canadian musical luminaries such as Justin Bieber.
“Stones” was released this week to a whimper. Lake’s refusal to perform, show his face, or engage with his fans has left the artist in obscurity. Factual things about Mr. Lake include his 30+ million YouTube and Spotify streams within the last 18 months, his seven-year release schedule, and his unwillingness to even have a phone call.
Lake apparently released Stones after listening to it during a nap and deciding that it was “annoying” to have to play his own song by opening a file. This led to a sudden release of the song which, like his other releases, was done with no fanfare, although the rush to put out a press release interrupted more than one person’s lovely Sunday. The track, mastered by triple Grammy award winner Emily Lazar, is a catchy tune, that, much like Lake’s other songs, can’t be easily placed into a single genre or category.
When asked about the origin of the song, the writer of this press release provided the following account from Mr. Lake: This is a song about my first love. It follows the arc that many of us have experienced.
“I don’t want to be with you…I can’t be without. The stones keep rolling through, filling my heart with doubt. I thought you would be so true, I can’t be without you. The stones keep rolling through. The stones keep rolling through.”
Check out “Stones” on all streaming platforms globally.
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Jennifer Lopez Clashes With Paparazzi in Fiery Hamptons Showdown, “Get Away from Me and the Kids!”
Jennifer Lopez was caught in a dramatic showdown with paparazzi during a recent Hamptons getaway with her children. The star’s frustration was palpable as she demanded photographers leave her and her kids alone, shouting, “Get away from me and the kids! Go away!”
The intense moment was shared by The Neighborhood Talk on Instagram, where Lopez’s fans quickly rallied to her defense. One commenter noted, “Y’all clearly hear her say ‘get away from me and the kids’… she’s just protecting her children.” Another added, “The internet’s been so harsh on her lately. Give her a break. This new generation is just weird.”
The incident followed a heartwarming Instagram post by Lopez featuring a sweet photo of her and her twins, Max and Emme, captioned, “My whole heart.” While Lopez was enjoying the East Coast, her husband, Ben Affleck, remained in Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Affleck’s daughter, Violet, recently visited Lopez on the East Coast.
In related news, Lopez has canceled her This Is Me… Live tour, which was set to include 30 summer shows. The cancellation, rumored to be due to sluggish ticket sales, was framed by Lopez as a need to focus on family. She assured fans, “I promise I will make it up to you and we will all be together again. I love you all so much. Until next time.”
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